- muff
- 1. (muff) (5350↑, 2348↓)Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.
Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.
Author: Muffowner http://muff.urbanup.com/17013692. (muff) (2872↑, 973↓)A 'muff' in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlote Bronte's 'JANE EYRE,' I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this..."Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold." Middle of chapter 12.
Author: Jonoboi http://muff.urbanup.com/19040763. (muff) (1626↑, 731↓)hand warmerit was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff
Author: don http://muff.urbanup.com/1568294. (Muff) (979↑, 410↓)A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contestBloody Hell, His face is all red from muff diving out of season \!
Author: tripedalminotaur http://muff.urbanup.com/35830855. (muff) (947↑, 470↓)Short for muffaletta (or muffuletta), the sandwich invented at New Orleans's Central Grocery in the early 20th century. The sandwich, which is rooted in Sicilian cuisine, comprises several different Italian meats-- typically hard salami, mortadella and capicola-- as well as provolone cheese on a crusty, round, sesame seed-encrusted Italian loaf, but the defining characteristic is its rich olive salad, considered a delicacy in New Orleans and beyond."Don't fuggit ta ax fuh extra olive salad onnat muff, brah."
Author: jotis http://muff.urbanup.com/15598556. (MUFF) (214↑, 101↓)[MUFF] (The Melbourne Underground Film Festival) is an independent and non-profit organisation which showcases a diversity of film and video based works in the areas of underground, independent, guerrilla and exploitation and featuring mostly adult, genre, controversial, avant garde, political, sexual or artistic concepts. MUFF presents new features and shorts, as well as presenting an innovative selection of curated programs and retrospectives. It was formed out of disagreements over the content and running of the Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF).MUFF XI will be holding a protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce’s recently banned film L.A. Zombie, as a late edition to their festival lineup. MUFF XI's protest screening on August 29th of Bruce LaBruce's banned film L.A. Zombie has led to a police raid of MUFF Director Richard Wolstencroft's home.
Author: Lord_JJ http://muff.urbanup.com/53995637. (muff) (214↑, 105↓)the top part of the muffin, the part thats all crunchy."Damn shaun let me get the muff,you can have the bottom"
Author: Azin http://muff.urbanup.com/16666198. (muff) (215↑, 108↓)To push someone's face with an open hand.Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him. "You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one\!"
Author: Justin Cognito http://muff.urbanup.com/15765599. (Muff) (120↑, 78↓)Cute, adorable, aesthetically pleasing. An expression used to define a jolly, happy feeling.That bunny rabbit looks very muff. i feel so muffy today
Author: Vishwa Tailor http://muff.urbanup.com/300383810. (Muff) (78↑, 72↓)Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored. Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.
Author: Judder90 http://muff.urbanup.com/378156911. (Muff) (52↑, 50↓)The act of not properly defining a word or action. The Actions or Words that cause a muff can have consequences. More of a Cincinatti term but has the same definition as "screwed up or messed up."Usually when somebody says someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend and then does not to a friend. Causing the person who is looking for someone to be lonely for a night. I muffed up last night
Author: muffer69 http://muff.urbanup.com/548167112. (Muff) (58↑, 57↓)Pubic hair on a woman. Relates to the surrounding vaginal area on a woman who is: 1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death 2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest) 3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes 4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn"I love washing my face in your muff" "I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"
Author: Doctor Phew http://muff.urbanup.com/601750613. (Muff) (52↑, 51↓)An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.I'ma beat his muffing butt. Baby, we are going to muff all night long. MOTHER MUFFER\! Oh yeah? Well, muff you\! It's muffin cold out here.
Author: xoxo coco loco oxox http://muff.urbanup.com/540735414. (Muff) (53↑, 53↓)This word is widely known as another word for a vagina. ALTHOUGH this definition states that the word muff is a shortened form of saying "motherfucker."I'm fresher than a muff. You're such a muff. I'm tired of these muffing snakes on this muffing plane.
Author: SlamminMuff69 http://muff.urbanup.com/577527415. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off: 1. shaved muff 2. prickly muff 3. flowing muff 4. golden flowing 5. tangled muff 6. puffy muff 7. jungled muff.guy: hey man shut the hell up. other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.
Author: bigfish6969 http://muff.urbanup.com/534443316. (muff) (51↑, 51↓)[MU-FF] - noun, verb, adjective, pronoun -noun: a muff is an adorable muffin-like girl. -verb: 1. to muff- to engage in muff-like activities. 2. to take part in a time consuming, very enjoyable activity that is usually seen as unproductive. -adjective:- muffy: muff-like, precious, humorous when used in this manor the word muff is taken as a compliment by most -pronoun: the adorable muffin-like person or figure being discussedExamples of muff: -noun: Muff is standing by Marcel the shell with shoes on. -verb: 1.Yesterday, instead of doing my homework, I got my muff on. 2.While Avery read aloud to the class, I was - completely muffed out. 3.On Monday of last week I was muffing when I was supposed to be cleaning my room. 4. I muffed hardcore last weekend. -adjective: Today Avery saw a muffy girl wearing elephant boxers scampering down the road. -pronoun: I was thinking muff was going to make me CD with all of muff's favorite jams on it.
Author: muffmuff69 http://muff.urbanup.com/531288617. (MUFF) (51↑, 51↓)Mandatory ugly fat friend. Every hot girl you know in your life has one of these. They are often known has enforcers, body guards, and offensive linemen. Not sure the reasoning behind it, maybe the hot girls want to make themselves look better, but just always make sure you beware of the MUFF...There goes another MUFF
Author: J ROG809 http://muff.urbanup.com/525624818. (MUFF) (50↑, 50↓)Mandatory Ugly Fat FriendIs she your MUFF?
Author: whitesky http://muff.urbanup.com/490141019. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)A goof or a silly person."what did the nose say to the hand?... SMELL YOU LATER\!\!\!" "...oh jeez, you're such a muff."
Author: MomosneakyXP http://muff.urbanup.com/488951220. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)Anything of reference to a vigina"dude, in that three some there was so much muff, like if the great wall of china was made of muff. That much."
Author: ASSCUNTBALLSMUFF http://muff.urbanup.com/469639821. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)Back in the 90's this word meant being smacked upside the forehead when you least expect it.Boy 1: Hey, want to see something cool? Boy 2: Yeah. Boy 1: Muff. Boy 2: Ah\! What you do that for? Boy 1: HA HA HA\! You walked right into that one.
Author: Falap http://muff.urbanup.com/453405622. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)Extreame messup, "To fuck up something", to blow something (hahahaha not tht way You no waht we mean)Oh watta Muff\!\! Dude you muffed that pass\! Oh MUFF
Author: Lil Nait234 http://muff.urbanup.com/451032123. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)a furry ornament for an erect penisMy penis wears a muff every Saturday night.
Author: muffdiver1001 http://muff.urbanup.com/418994124. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)When someone says or does something stupid you apply the MUFF. Can also be applied via a braced MUFF. Taking your index finger and middle finger putting them together and applying pressure behind the idiots ear(just along the hair line) and pulling/swiping towards yourself catching they're ear. And hopefully achieving a snap noise and a disgruntled look of confusion from the receiver of the MUFF.Guy: I think Larry the Cable guy is fricken hilarious... Friend of Guy: Holy shit dude. I think you got a MUFF comin... Guy: What? He's really funny. Friend of Guy: Applies his index and middle fingers behind Guy's ear and swipes that shit... Achieving a loud snap sound. (Guy then realizes he was being an idiot and apologizes for saying Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.)
Author: Johnny Reds http://muff.urbanup.com/372619625. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)a muff is a Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend all hot girls have a muff friend and the hotter the girl the bigger the muff shes withdamm that girl is sexy but ewwww look at her muff dan.w rocks lol
Author: dan.j.washington http://muff.urbanup.com/365399426. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)an Individual perceived by others to be an extreme loser or idiot. Also pertains to a person who does something stupid."Way to drop the soap TBeeker, Yah muff\!"
Author: Talon "Loosepack" Beek http://muff.urbanup.com/343937627. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree\! XD. if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy\!\! or it is a muffin.XDexample 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways) Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently? It smells like a fish tank\!
Author: kim r http://muff.urbanup.com/337877028. (muff) (60↑, 60↓)after having [anal sex] with a girl, [cum] in her [asshole] and [suck] it outi would so muff jessica alba
Author: 69party in my pants69 http://muff.urbanup.com/318998929. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg\!
Author: Sam_big_penis http://muff.urbanup.com/306627530. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go backThat guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.
Author: Chi-city High http://muff.urbanup.com/297324131. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)the act of palming someones head in your hand and throwing their face in disrespect in the fullest. the best sort of muff is if the victim falls to the floordid you see that, dennis just got fucking muffed like a bitch\!\!\!
Author: silent dreamer http://muff.urbanup.com/296685232. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)A word used to insult or title someone idiotic, douche bag-esque or disliked for any reason."You're a muff\!" "What a muff\!" "That kid is such a muff"
Author: Malcom Little http://muff.urbanup.com/291238833. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓).Vagina .Pussy .muffin just another name for the fleshy pink privates of the female body.guy \#1: Hey what you doing? guy \#2: whatching porn look you can see her muff
Author: comedyandtragedy http://muff.urbanup.com/284491534. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.Your such a damn muff burger. Suck my muff. Blow it muff bag. etc.
Author: Maggie smith's anus http://muff.urbanup.com/280382135. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.bob: where do babies come from? bill: from the stork duh bob: thats a muff
Author: asdfgihw http://muff.urbanup.com/270904036. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms 2. the verbial form of muffin topWow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.
Author: Lindsey J D http://muff.urbanup.com/255550937. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x
Author: "Beaver" n STEVE http://muff.urbanup.com/244995538. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)It is a surname. I think the name comes from Yorkshire and quite a few people from America have it as their last name\!Joanna Muff or Jonathan Muff.
Author: Anonymous Name http://muff.urbanup.com/233969339. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid B)Delicious PussyA)Queen Muff says, "Die\!" B) I beat that Muff up\!
Author: HappyTimePrincess http://muff.urbanup.com/225591340. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.
Author: Matt Baumann http://muff.urbanup.com/223176141. (muff) (608↑, 608↓)vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,That chicks muff was so tight\!
Author: the taint http://muff.urbanup.com/205765542. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Muff is to lick pussyMuff your best friend while i wank
Author: rudi http://muff.urbanup.com/205674043. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)an area of pubic hair between the legsfirst person: i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs. second person: dude, she really has to shave her muff.
Author: burntice http://muff.urbanup.com/197553844. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants." verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."
Author: Muffalina http://muff.urbanup.com/181877045. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.
Author: Muffe http://muff.urbanup.com/172195746. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)one hairy ass pussy for girls that are grossjohn's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue
Author: mercury?GANGSTER http://muff.urbanup.com/165415547. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)Acronym for Mandatory Unwanted Fat Fuck.Frank had a Muff that night he was drunk\! Ha\!
Author: Matt Prather http://muff.urbanup.com/163385848. (muff) (106↑, 106↓)A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff."Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting." "Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
Author: MooMan76 http://muff.urbanup.com/162876149. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)the female genitals, the vulvaWether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.
Author: Light Joker http://muff.urbanup.com/152457750. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)An ungodly hairy cooch. A word to use instead of "douche bag" or "pussy" when insultind another individual.STFU you muff\! Fuck yourself in hell, you muff\!
Author: G-Shizzle http://muff.urbanup.com/151921951. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)town/village in County Donegal, Ireland. One of the most northerly towns on the island of Ireland although it is in the south\! c.f. political situation in Northern/Ireland. It is on a peninsula and belive it or not diving is popular\!You fellas goin divin in Muff this weekend?
Author: marcu http://muff.urbanup.com/150742852. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)well, my friend THOUGHT It meant a cunt. but we came to UD & realized it meant a BIG HAIRY SMELLY VAGINA.Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weina, sucking my MUFF like a vacuum cleana.
Author: muffbreath http://muff.urbanup.com/150671753. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)A [loser] [deadbeat] with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also [muff diver]Do those guys over there need help? Nah, they're just muffs.
Author: Merkin http://muff.urbanup.com/145411854. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)A game played with a soccer ball in which the players use their feet, knees, chests, and heads to prevent the ball from touching the ground. The player who lets the ball fall is given a letter (beginning with "m", then "u", then "f", and finally a second "f"). When a player spells out the word "Muff", he/she then turns around and allows for a different player to kick the ball at their hiney.Player 1: "lets play Muff\!" Player 2: "No\! Last time I couldn't sit for a week\!"
Author: Derok http://muff.urbanup.com/142711955. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)another for "hell" or "heck"wat tha muff? wat tha heck? wat tha hell?
Author: 64 http://muff.urbanup.com/139997356. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)A women's pussy or vagina if you like that word better which I really don't care anyways.I heard he liked her muff.
Author: Robert L. Walker http://muff.urbanup.com/139583557. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)to give oral sex AKA muff divin"its kinda like muff diving
Author: mike hunt- bmxboard http://muff.urbanup.com/111114258. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)1. To push someone with maliceI muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head
Author: Portia http://muff.urbanup.com/97195659. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)a hairy female under carraige.christ, i heard she's got a muff man.
Author: bawsack http://muff.urbanup.com/87341560. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was [stingy] and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one."I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"
Author: orgabulator http://muff.urbanup.com/80185361. (Muff) (50↑, 50↓)Short for MuffinLet's have another muff session tomorrow\!
Author: Coodles http://muff.urbanup.com/65957262. (muff) (1841↑, 1841↓)A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed."Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."
Author: haha http://muff.urbanup.com/54736263. (muff) (51↑, 51↓)fanny - womans genitalsive been a muff diver for many the year and spent all my money on muff divin gear from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank and its mo ther well motherwell fc
Author: pele http://muff.urbanup.com/49985564. (muff) (746↑, 746↓)a very hairy pussy.When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.
Author: Marcy http://muff.urbanup.com/47835965. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)to smoke weed, can be used as a verb and a noun."That muff was so good I am so muffed up now."
Author: Lisa http://muff.urbanup.com/22592266. (muff) (100↑, 100↓)a hairy vaginaThe muff I was eating smelled like fish
Author: Greg http://muff.urbanup.com/22435267. (muff) (50↑, 50↓)A Combination of "Messed Up" and "Fucked up"I was going to sink that 3-pointer but I Muffed up.
Author: Muff-Diver http://muff.urbanup.com/18321668. (muff) (66↑, 66↓)When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motionTurn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga. MUFFFFFFFFFF Able \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: ROberto Fabre http://muff.urbanup.com/16820169. (muff) (51↑, 51↓)Acronym for Manditory, Ugly, Fat, Friend....every girl has that one FAT friend that they always hang out with.Man that chick is hot...yup, theres the M.U.F.F.
Author: http://muff.urbanup.com/11703770. (muff) (66↑, 67↓)1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter". [pussy], [vagina], [muff diver], [hairy muff]is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.
Author: Moni B http://muff.urbanup.com/207444871. (MUFF) (125↑, 126↓)Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF: 1. You are a moron, look harder 2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron 3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your lifeIf you don't have a MUFF, you are one.
Author: notmobert http://muff.urbanup.com/57668372. (muff) (51↑, 52↓)1)the hair around a womans genitalia 2)to give oral sex to a womanyou should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests\!
Author: http://muff.urbanup.com/8848673. (Muff) (50↑, 51↓)a pouffy area often frequented by "Z"Can I see the MUFF please\!\!\! Going to the cocomuff to get muffafied\!
Author: Brown beauty http://muff.urbanup.com/4400174. (Muff) (53↑, 54↓)1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat."She has a might nice muff in her lap."
Author: http://muff.urbanup.com/1380875. (Muff) (279↑, 280↓)A Hairy Vagina See also [word]Muff DivingDamn\! her Muff almost swallowed me whole\!
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